Types of Losers

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WHA?!?! TYPES?! I thought you were all a big pile of losery goodness!

Thanks, but you're wrong. There are two types: good and bad.

The Good Losers

When you call someone a loser, you are actually commenting them. If you were to call them a winner, that would be an insult. A bad winner equals a loser.

NATURAL LOSERS
WHAT?! YES! Natural! It means you were born a loser...LIKE US!

Bad losers, bad losers, whatcha gonna do when we come for you?

If you want to call someone a loser, don't. Chances are, you mean a bad loser. A bad loser equals a winner. Losers rule, but winners suck.

Summary/Rules

Rule #1 NEVER EVER-----EVER call someone a loser unless they really are one.
Rule #2 NEVER EVER-----EVER call a loser a good loser. We will kill you if you do.

Summary
Loser=bad winner
Bad Loser=winner

 

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