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Fake News. WE RULE!Saturday, March 11, 2006, 11:00 PM Another Monster? After dazzling events in the small town of New York, New York, villagers have been left confused. After careful speculation, the local Sheriff has came to the fact that a monster is loose in the city. "I saw him with my brother's own eyes," says Officer Barbrady. We'll keep you updated. Reported by Alex Thursday, January 20 2005, 7:20 PM Evil Pickles-Continued The pickles have been raiding diaper factories. (I think you already know that BUT) Why? They wanted cookies. DUR! Okay, actually, they needed diapers because they dirtied up their old ones. -Reported by Alex Monday, January 17, 2005, 12:30 PM Evil Pickles News has gotten around that evil pickles are raiding diaper factories. Why? That's a good question. Nobody knows! :D -Reported by Alex Tuesday, August 10 2004, 11:00 PM The Monster, Unmasked It was in FACT, Alex's uncle. Ryan is just to stupid to understand anything...at all. Noel, another loser, was there when I saw it. MWUHAHAHA! I fooled Ryan! Reported by Alex Tuesday, August 3 2004, 2:30 PM Another Monster Sighting After Alex reported last Thursday, investigators searched for 'his uncle' and found that it was not his uncle but actually a crazy man running around hitting people with wooden spoons. More updates when available. Reported by Ryan Thursday, July 29, 2004, 5:30 PM Monster Sighting A monster has been...well...sighted. People cannot get a good view of it because they run away screaming like babies, crying all the way home to their mommies whenever they see it. But, there was one guy who got a glimpse of it's face... it was me. DUN DUN DUN! The monster was... MY UNCLE GETTING A BACK WAX?!?! AUGH! Reported by Alex Tuesday, July 27, 2004, 12:50 AM Spoon Injury Spoons have been causing many injuries around the nation. People have been asked and they all said one thing: "IT WAS HIM!" And they pointed at the man who jumped out of a really high window from a hospital, and landed safely. The reason why he made it okay, is because he used a wooden spoon, and the others used a metal spoon. Reported by Alex Saturday, July 10, 2004, 6:00 PM Another Port-a-potty Accident Yesterday, we reported that a man was in the hospital because of an accident. Guess what? He did it again. He is now back in the hospital. Policemen and doctors say they don't know how he escaped. Once we find out, we GUESS we will tell you. Reported by Alex Friday, July 9, 2004, 7:00 PM Port-a-potty Accident Earlier today, a forty-year-old loser was seen on top of a hill. Witnesses say, he was just having fun. He rolled down the hill in a port-a-potty, and when he hit the ground, the door flew open and the man flew out, along with other port-a-potty belongings. The man is now in the hospital in stable condition. We will keep you updated when we receive more news. Reported by Ryan, edited by Alex |