Only a Loser: Part 2. Only a loser would do...

Only a loser would do

...eat candy off of the floor after an elephant ate it and then pooed it out.
...watch Napoleon Dynamite all night long.
...quote Napoleon Dynamite all night long.
...play with a hair clippy, pretending like it's a monster, and pretend that it's eating little plastic army-men.
...play around in the toy department of Wal*Mart, when you are teens.
...eat worms out of a skillet along with flies, turtles, and birds.